K-State Football vs Thanksgiving Favorites: A Winning Comparison

Happy Thanksgiving! As Kansas State gears up for its final regular season game and everyone indulges in delicious food and professional football, let’s add some fun to the mix. In addition to the usual analysis, let’s get creative and compare K-State’s football figures — both coaches and players — to popular Thanksgiving items.

No brainer, really. Turkey is the iconic dish of Thanksgiving, serving as the centerpiece of tables nationwide. Similarly, the legacy of K-State’s football team is Bill Snyder. The stadium bears his name, and he achieved 215 wins while leading the Cats. Thanksgiving wouldn’t be complete without turkey, and K-State football wouldn’t be the same without Snyder.

Some families opt for ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving. Like turkey, ham takes the spotlight on the spread. This makes the current central figure of Kansas State’s football program, Chris Klieman, an obvious match.

The turkey (or ham) wouldn’t be complete without the stuffing (or dressing). With Klieman as the focal point, it makes sense to compare the team’s quarterback to the stuffing. While not a perfect match, it’s the closest based on the current roster, especially since Howard has been a K-State staple for years.

To some, mac and cheese holds the Thanksgiving plate together, serving as the perfect palate cleanser. Sounds like Kansas State’s offensive line, right? The experienced glue of K-State’s offense, the offensive line plays a crucial role in the team’s success, much like mac and cheese completes the Thanksgiving plate.

Most yams are made with marshmallows, creating a diverse flavor profile. It’s sweet, tangy, and a perfect addition to a Thanksgiving plate. Similarly, DJ Giddens, a running back with a blend of power and speed, contributes to K-State’s offense. While not a perfect combination, Giddens’ impact is undeniable.

Pies are a consistent part of the end of a Thanksgiving meal, offering a sweet end to a day of feasting. Similarly, Desmond Purnell has been a guiding force for K-State’s defense, delivering the necessary impact when the team needs it the most.